OK so I stole these from a friend’s email. But they are each priceless. Taken from hotels and tourist places in Gujarat.
It must be mentioned too, that Gujarat was amongst the first states to have changed over to Gujarati medium in all schools and colleges, the moment it was created. So these shouldn’t come as a surprise:
In a Surat hotel lobbyPlease leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in JamnagarVisitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat CollegeYou are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, AhmedabadDrop your trousers here for best results.
In a Bhavnagar hotel
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is requested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In an Anand laundry
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time..
In a heritage hotel at Junagadh
In a Bharuch hotel